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legalmexican:

samaelcarver:

The Meme of our Years.

this post is beautiful

i-love-my-fandoms:

koizumisato:

pornithologist:

what this made me realise is that helen’s certainty implies that dash and violet were both showing signs of their powers as infants and that is the funniest thing i have ever thought of in my life because one has super speed and one turns invisible can you picture first-time parents trying to deal with a baby that sometimes fucking disappears

   

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

renkos:

literally all my friends are cute then i’m just

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simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

shingeki-no-feels-everywhere:

lucifers-handmaiden:

The Attack on Titan fandom cracks me up cause I see things like 

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and hardcore shit like

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and gorgeous animation

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and then we have things like…

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Attack on Titan fandom everyone. 

"I bought like five shoes. Not five pairs… Just five shoes"

The next fashion quote

stirfriedawesomesauce:

Nah, but for real. If you find one of these chilling on the sidewalk you might wanna call someone.

wendy-pleakley:

typette:

HOLY SHIT OH YM GOD OH MY OG DFLSKDFJASSLDFKJDFSA

lindseyjee:

hatelyn:

sagexhaley:

Pop punk bands saying “friends”

FUCK

oh my G O D

newdisaster:

pretentiousteatime:

do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts

….wait

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