laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a goddess
The Attack on Titan fandom cracks me up cause I see things like
and hardcore shit like
and gorgeous animation
and then we have things like…
Attack on Titan fandom everyone.
"I bought like five shoes. Not five pairs… Just five shoes"
The next fashion quote
do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts